I question the use of “literally” here. If it actually has been used correctly, instead of having been used incorrectly in place of “metaphorically,” then I would truly love to see THAT translation! :D
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.